note For bonus points, this has occurred to at least one would-be robber in real life with only one major difference: it wasn't an accident. However, with his pantyhose mask blocking his vision, the moron can't see where he's going and he draws a gun.
Greased is the Word: An idiot who's already done time for a failed stick-up tries to rob a jewelry store.
Farmer's Daughter: Why does this keep happening to me?!
